I'm gonna start this episode by saying, is there anything better than being on good terms

with your wife for three days straight dude? I am on three days no fighting she actually gave me a

little caressing like we were laying next to you gave like the arm a little caress like Valentine's

day no just a random day just yesterday I'm laying in bed watching TV she you know she does the

turnover which lets me know she's gonna be out in five minutes and she just had her eyes open she

looked at me a little arm caress and and I'm just calling him man I got I'm on a three day win

streak right yeah it's nice record I have it I don't think I don't think I've gotten past eight

past what eight dude eight is unbelievable no eights like eight would be up in the raptors you know

of the living room yeah I'm trying to think of an NBA franchise that has one banner Portland you

like the Portland Trailblazes are married guys like Billy Joel has the number 12 for how many

consecutive sold out I would have eight over my kitchen but dude I gotta tell you guys I gotta

tell you I think it's because she tried something that worked and I gave her all the credit she comes

into the kitchen she goes dinners ready and she goes I need you up here and I go what is it and she

gave me that you know Stacy my wife she gives like a little smirk and gets red in the face you see

you know she gets like that and I go what is it she goes I don't know you'll see and she's got this

cute little bounce in her step and she comes in she takes out of the oven dude she made like

al dente linguini with shrimp scampy over it and the seasoning and the oil dude and the and the

noodles were cooked to perfection I bit this fucking thing dude I'm not joking if she said to me right

now let's go up in the bedroom and I'll give you a fucking blowjob that you'll fucking never forget

or I would duplicate this meal I might take the ladder hey can we get both hey how about we do both

okay I'm telling you man so me and my wife are on good terms because she just wanted the compliment

bill she just wanted the compliment hey that's amazing I'm not gonna act like I got this shit figured

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