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Anything Better?

Everyone Knows This

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0

what's up everybody and welcome back to the best new podcast anything better with

0:19.8

myself paul burzy bill bird you guys listening to episode lucky number seven which means we're

0:25.5

gonna be bet might be betting on some UFC well it's up bill there's a big UFC card coming up well

0:32.5

tell me about it I dip in and out of that I'm a big fan of the sport but I also you know

0:38.3

you know here's the beauty rest it comes on too late at night for me paul comes on at like

0:42.2

eight nine o'clock at night by then I'm I'm worn out worn out with the kids I had a I had a friend

0:47.8

come over to watch the last fight and he's he's like 45 to I paid for that and I never

0:53.8

fucking watched it no I had a dragon one right well yeah no they're they've been doing you have

0:59.2

seen the whole first quarter of this year they've been doing like even on their like ESPN plus

1:04.2

they're just putting out great fights every Saturday night yeah I taped one of those yeah where

1:09.0

what killed me they said they were middle weights and then they said they were like 175 I'm like

1:12.6

that's that middle weight that's the thing about I don't know what weight is like these guys are

1:16.9

like either I don't know what the weights are there's like light heavy there's now there's heavy

1:21.4

there's like I don't I never knew a phantom weight meant um but back in the day you were either a

1:26.7

little shit a regular sized guy or a heavyweight there was like only three belts to win now there's

1:32.5

like all of the it's really inclusive I'm not really fat but I'm not skinny either that's the champion

1:39.3

I am yo I had a friend come over he's like in his mid 40s with a kid he's slept on my couch for

1:45.8

the last two fights and I'm going yo dude I go yo yo they're they're coming on and he just

1:51.1

he goes you know he just do and I was just like he's not and you gotta let somebody sleep he's

1:57.4

he slept and snored through two fights and I just literally sat there with my dog and watched

2:02.3

him but um this week is that is the only fire are the only two reasons to wake somebody up

2:10.9

other than that you just get somebody sleeping it's that tired you gotta let them do it their

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