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The Leo & Danny Show

Idiot in a Dinosaur Costume

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back. I'm back. I was stranded somewhere in a snowstorm. Yeah. And I've been in a bad mood today, Leo. I can see that. Is it because of the snow? Is it because it was Nico's fault that you were stuck in the snow or just some other reason. What's going on? To generally tease this, the video coming out this Thursday, you guys are going to see

0:21.4

the root of all my frustrations.

0:24.0

The idea was, and I will take a little bit of the blame, Leo, just a small bit.

0:29.1

It was my idea to get Nico blacked out drunk, have him point out a random state on the map

0:36.7

of the United States, and then I would have to fly there blindfolded because he only pointed out the state to Ian.

0:42.8

Ian knew. Ian booked me the tickets. Ian's my assistant slash editor. I got on a plane with a mask over my face, with earmuffs on, had to fly across the country get off the thing and i walked right into a

0:56.3

blizzard what a piece of shit so it's way worse than i thought i thought you guys were like he

1:01.4

pointed to it and you knew you're like all right i guess we'll go to denver you know it was like a thing

1:05.9

like where if he picked antarctica then you'd be like oh we can't go there pick again but he literally

1:10.5

picked probably the worst place to go to in the United States right now. I think he wants me dead. I mean, I could see that, actually. I mean, I don't know what he'd, I mean, he'd get to, he'd have to really train dogs like a lot more, you know, vehemently to get good at it or, you train he's walking dogs he's a fucking dog walker

1:28.2

a shit picker up yeah he picks up shit and he walks dogs for a living and then he goes to little

1:33.7

brunches with jill and pretends he's big time orange county man dude pretends he's got a 1.5 million

1:40.8

dollar house it really it's his father's house and his father worked hard it. And he did nothing and does nothing but look forward to the next shoot. So he gets a few followers and he can talk about it and his little brunches with Jill and her fucking friends. Our cameraman, he's insufferable. His ego is getting out of control. And on top of having to film in a blizzard, the most difficult shoot I've

2:01.0

ever had to film. I had to because, I don't know if you guys are aware this, during blizzards,

2:06.2

it's not real safe for planes to take off and, you know, do what they do. It turns out 10 feet of

2:14.0

snow on the runway isn't really good for takeoff. Oh. So I had to sleep in a twin bed, not even a king bed.

2:20.8

Nico and I shared a twin bed for two nights in this city I got stuck in.

2:26.1

We're going to get into it, but I'm starting to see a general lack of respect from our

2:30.8

underlings.

2:31.7

I agree.

2:32.9

And, you know, nice hair coat, by the way, Dino.

2:37.5

Can we do this, Austin?

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