0:00.0	Two things. We have Dexter here. Big Black man in studio. What up, baby. The top pussy salesman in all of Los Angeles. Not the top pussy getter. Top pussy salesman. Sales. It's different. We're going to get right into that. Go over that day from Dexter's perspective. I can't wait. It's going to be a lot of fun.
0:21.9	My man, Dex.
0:22.8	Smile on me face.
0:23.8	In other news, Nick Major TV will fill you in on all of this Dexter.
0:29.7	He has once again resorted to photoshopping pictures of himself raping a young mentally disturbed girl, Dexter. Well, yeah, Sandrine. He, it's disgusting. We have the picture. We'll fill you in, Dexter. We're going to come around to this. You're not going to believe what this guy. We might have to dispatch you to Vegas to beat some ass. Yeah. Definitely give this man a talking to when he comes in, uh, when we call call him i want you to give him a stern talking to
0:54.8	a scared straight kind of thing yeah i got you i got you i shaw shank that motherfucker yes
1:01.1	in other news dino is so bad it literally the only thing he does on this podcast that he forgot the second most important piece of equipment he uses.
1:16.8	You know, I always make fun of Dino for swiveling the stick.
1:20.9	His only job is swiveling the stick so the camera can look from Leo to me, from Leo to me.
1:27.2	Literally his only job. You know what, Dino forgot today? The stick. Yeah. Can you show this? Please, Austin. The audience has got to see how incompetent this little numbscull is. Should I film it with my phone and send it to you? Listen, is that? I got it. All right. How about, Dino, how about this? Activate one of your brain cells for once. Turn the camera around and show yourself. Yeah, there you go. How about that? Wonder Twin Powers activate. Now flip it down and show the floor so the audience can see there is no stick attached one fucking black socks yeah what the
2:02.4	fuck is that black socks inexcusable the next time you wear black socks to this podcast studio
2:07.7	i will personally thump you yeah dex will beat this shit out of you brooms stick in the bum
2:15.3	you know i apologize dexter when you came into the office that fine
2:18.8	saturday yes sir the staff was professional the secretary was cute and when you come here we just
2:24.7	got this fucking randomly assembled their brothers is even more disturbing do they look like brothers
2:30.3	dex what would they let's say these two guys came around your neighborhood what would you
2:33.8	say about these two guys what kind of things would you say about these two gentlemen here? Alien autopsy. Those are the two words that come to mind. Alien, are you saying that Austin looks like something that would have crashed landed in Roswell, New Mexico? I don't know if you guys remember the movie Powder. Yeah. No, no, I don't remember.
2:54.8	Go Google that and you will know who this gentleman is.
3:01.9	Or should I say, an older film that was starring Bert Reynolds where the hitman was an albino.
3:02.5	Okay.
3:03.9	Oh, yes, I know that movie.
3:05.4	I don't remember the name of it.
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