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The Leo & Danny Show

Danny Had A Three-Way

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Danny's Merch ▶ https://dannymullen.co

Leo's Merch ▶ https://merchyy.com/collections/leo-d...

Leo's Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/user?u=26041367

Danny's Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/DannyMullen

Leo's Channel ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTTc...

Danny's Channel ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnyx...

Austin's Channel: ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDGG... 

Leo's IG ▶ https://www.instagram.com/leofdot/

Austin's IG ▶ https://www.instagram.com/austin.schl...

Danny's IG ▶https://www.instagram.com/dannymullen/

Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

Danny's Twitter: @DannyMullen

Transcript

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0:00.0

Austin, you're putting not only our lives in jeopardy, but our family's lives in jeopardy

0:07.4

too.

0:07.7

Coming here, potentially with COVID, thinking that that's okay.

0:12.0

I don't know why you would think that bringing a fucking disease that kills people into

0:17.0

this podcast is okay, man.

0:22.0

I'm not okay with it.

0:23.3

My mother is at risk.

0:25.8

How desperate are you for $50?

0:28.4

Seriously, are you to lie to us?

0:29.6

Because this is how it went.

0:34.1

Austin, Texas, Friday, maybe Saturday.

0:36.1

Hey, guys, I think I might have COVID.

0:59.2

I have body aches. I've been on the verge of vomiting. I can't sleep. He said he tried to stream and he just stared dumbly into his camera for getting out of talk. Oh, wait, that's every stream he does. That's pretty much every stream. That's the heavy amounts of marijuana. And then he texts me Saturday night or Sunday morning, Leo. And he texts you too. say it was gone yeah it's gone magically I had hay fever yeah it was allergies right and he said he felt fine today and he comes yeah he's got a hunch in his back right

1:05.5

his eyes are all watery and a red yellow yellow with jaundice he's slurring his speech. Yeah. He looks weaker than he normally does, which normally he looks like a Jewish concentration can't fict him from Auschwitz. It's saying a lot. Yeah. He looks like he's about to die. He looks like he has the core strength of a jellyfish right now. That's what he looks like. It took him an extra 45 minutes to set up

1:28.8

the cameras. No matter how many abs a jellyfish does, it will never ever have a strong core.

1:33.5

It's a jellyfish. Absolutely, Leo. Not much for bench either, those jellyfish. Austin, it's one thing

1:39.8

to put my life in Leo's life at risk. Obviously, you don't care about us dying.

1:44.4

You think we're strong.

1:45.3

I mean, we are big and strong.

1:46.7

It's true.

1:47.3

Just keep in mind, it's going to be hard to find another 50 bucks every Monday afternoon

1:51.6

when Leo and I kicked the bucket.

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