I WISH I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS SOONER | motherhood edition (Ep. 265)

Brunch with Desb Podcast

Des Pfeifer

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2025

⏱️ 254 minutes

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PLEASE WATCH 4 SPOILERS.

Happy Mothers day to ALL, except for those only with animals... SOWWY. Please listen to the episode for context. We have some great reviews this week on Handmaids Tale, and The Last of Us - I really need some feedback, so drop a comment wherever you listen, or slide in my DMS!

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0:00.0	What's up you guys? Happy Sunday and welcome back to your favorite dysfunctional podcast,
0:09.0	brunch with Desby. I'm your host, Des, also known as Desby, and I've been doing B, I'd be doing this.
0:15.3	I'd be doing this for five fucking years. Still trying to figure out every week. You know what I mean?
0:20.5	So welcome back back and first and
0:22.6	foremost happy dia de los madres happy day of the mothers okay happy days de madres day the mothers
0:33.5	mothers of the day superb mothers happy mother's day however you are a mom okay happy day to you
0:45.0	and i don't want to piss people off immediately at the start of this episode i mean less than 30
0:51.3	seconds in but i do have to say if you're an animal mom, this like
0:57.8	isn't your day. Okay. And I say that very lightly because I understand that there are people
1:05.9	out there who are unable to be a mom right now where or they're trying very harder, they're going through
1:12.9	everything. And so it's not to take away from those people who might find identity and being an
1:17.5	animal mother. Okay, I'm talking about you weirdos out there who simply are like, oh, this is my
1:24.0	child. This isn't your day.
1:33.1	Okay, this is about the women who have become a mother in whatever aspect it might be adoption.
1:34.2	It could be surrogacy.
1:38.3	It could be, it could be from said hoo-ha.
1:40.3	It could be cut out of thy stomach.
1:44.9	Whatever way you became a mom or guardianship, you know, maybe you took guardianship and you're now that person's mom. Happy fucking dia de las madres. We'll send more at those. Day of the dead.
1:52.1	No. No. I mean, we might as well be, but no. Okay. Happy Mother's Day. As you just heard that intro and
1:58.0	you now see me, you're probably like, what is going on?
2:01.0	But that is the intro that I was laughing at and recorded last week.
2:06.0	Remember when I thought it was Mother's Day?
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