I Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert share their wildest stories of visiting Europe, discuss why South Africa got mad at Bert, their feelings about money and success from comedy, what the most successful actors have in common and more! They wrap up by pondering how long Bert will live, which leads into a conversation about their fathers.

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0:00.0	I think you have 1,400 weeks left.
0:01.6	So you're at 80, you're losing 80.
0:02.9	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:04.2	You're not gonna be 90, dude.
0:05.7	I'm gonna be, I'm gonna live to 90, I definitely will.
0:07.7	Really?
0:08.2	Yeah.
0:08.8	I would be shocked if I died.
0:11.8	At all.
0:12.4	100%.
0:13.5	Ah, January.
0:20.5	This is a beautiful month.
0:23.5	You're at the jackass.
0:25.5	Ah, January.
0:30.5	I'm in burying tomorrow.
0:34.5	Oh my God, you gotta get on a plane.
0:41.5	Oh, never mind.
0:43.5	Nothing.
0:44.5	I don't even say it out loud.
0:45.5	Like, you've been trying to say it.
0:47.5	So just say it.
0:48.5	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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