Drugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson.

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0:00.0	You start your day, I remember, coffee, cigar, all this food.
0:03.3	You have diarrhea.
0:04.1	Now you're done.
0:06.0	What's the next thing you indulge in?
0:07.8	Composts, Brits and Mushrooms.
0:09.3	I mean, I think we got a lunch.
0:10.4	I'm going to Buffalo Owings.
0:11.7	And, I'm going to Buffalo Owing.
0:15.6	100%.
0:16.8	I'm gonna Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh.
0:18.5	I'm gonna Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh.
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