I Welcome the Puddle

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We review the current state of unreality in British politics, the supposed Musk war on Apple (not going well for Musk), a bit of Australian hooning reverie, and Hussein’s story about a grammar school bully making people drink water from a puddle to prove they’re not gay. It’s all coming together, folks! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	I know my essay is late for Professor Riley. I'm like running with toast in my mouth.
0:18.0	Yeah. Riley has like commissioned me to write a bunch of international relations essays just because he
0:24.8	wants to read the titles.
0:26.1	That's absolutely true.
0:27.5	I would love to read the titles.
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:29.9	Yeah.
0:30.3	You're like, have like a dozen of these on my desk first thing Monday morning.
0:34.3	Titles only.
0:36.1	It's so weird that I went to, I went to university in central Florida for international
0:41.0	relations, but I only wanted to learn how to write the titles.
0:43.6	Yeah, that's right.
0:44.9	There you go.
0:46.0	There it is.
0:47.2	Hi, everybody.
0:47.8	Ronnie was the 20th for international relations.
0:51.9	I had, the 20th dryjacker, yeah.
0:56.1	I had to write stuff like
0:57.0	oh here's one
0:59.0	climbing the mountain of conflict
1:01.1	I've got one I've got one
1:03.4	Pythagoras's Bastards
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