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*PREVIEW* Britainology 50: British Australia (Live in Melbourne feat. Sanspants Radio)

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

For this month's second Britainology, we present a live recording of our show at Comedy Republic in Melbourne, Australia on November 19, 2022. We discuss the crimes that got people sent to Australia, the crimes they committed while there, and the postwar phenomenon of the 'ten pound poms.' Hope you enjoy! Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/britainology-50-75166645 And get our Love Island Britainology at the $5 tier: https://www.patreon.com/posts/britainology-40-68415756 And get our Grand Designs Britainology on the free feed: https://trashfuturepodcast.podbean.com/e/unlocked-britainology-22-grand-designs-feat-alice-caldwell-kelly/ *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

So Milo's going to tell you all about Ned Kelly.

0:01.6

Such is lying.

0:02.4

I've been doing a little bit of research on Ned Kelly here.

0:05.1

Yeah.

0:05.2

So do you really acquaint,

0:06.3

acquaint myself with this great nation's history.

0:09.0

And now, if any of you've been to any of the TF live shows in Australia,

0:13.9

we have been doing a segment called Australian Excellence,

0:17.0

where we read your local news and we find some of your greatest examples

0:21.3

of people living their truest Australian lives.

0:24.2

Now, I have found an Australian excellence

0:26.7

in Ned Kelly's early life,

0:28.6

which I think is, you know,

0:29.5

the equivalent of nine news 1877.

0:34.7

Kelly was arrested in Benalla

0:36.3

for riding over a footpath while drunk.

0:38.4

The following day, the original hoon,

0:43.0

the following day he was involved in a brawl with four police officers who were escorting him to court.

0:47.2

Two of the officers involved were constables Alex Fitzpatrick,

0:49.8

who was a friend of Kelly, and Tom Lonegan,

0:51.7

who had grabbed Kelly by the testicles during the frackar.

0:56.1

Kelly was found guilty of being drunk and disorderly resisting arrest and assaulting a police

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