TOTALLY EXTRA: Bike Lanes, Pretending to be Colourblind & Unique Loo Habits

LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Terrible accents, some love for the Luanna community, cyclists not in cycle lanes, pretending to be colourblind for YEARS, struggling with identity without a job and strumming yourself on the loo.

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0:00.0	At Thameswater, we're replacing hundreds of miles of old pipes with brand new ones that will reduce leakage and last for generations to come.
0:12.0	Making our network better for everyone. All part of our biggest network upgrade in 150 years.
0:22.7	Search, Thames Water's biggest upgrade.
0:29.6	Breakfast is where the day begins, so why not start it right?
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0:57.2	Vitamin's D and B6 support the normal function of the immune system.
0:59.6	Enjoy as part of a balanced diet and healthy lifestyle.
1:05.4	This is a global player original podcast.
1:09.7	Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions.
1:28.5	Bants and general explicit content. But guys, you're here and you know you love it. And we love you. Good morning, good morning and welcome to turddy. Welcome to Turd Day. Talk to morning. Today what accent you are going to do? Let's do our favourite accent. Okay. Right, UK accent.
1:29.8	It was like sketchy ground. Why does it have to be UK? Why? Because that's what I've just choosing. Well, I didn't want to do that. I was going to, well, because you went Irish, so I'm like, let's do UK. Okay. I'm going to do Scouse. I'm going to go. Oh, that's a good.
1:41.4	Ireland isn't in the UK, just so.
1:43.3	Northern Ireland.
1:44.4	Yeah, okay.
1:45.6	Oh, yeah, that wasn't a Northern Ireland accent.
1:47.8	Fair. I'm going to go... Ireland isn't in the UK, just so. Northern Ireland.
1:45.1	Yeah, okay.
2:00.7	Oh yeah, that wasn't a Northern Ireland accent. Fair. All right, I'm going to see you, Ben. That's Liverpool. That's a Liverpool accent. So, welcome to Thursday. That's quite a good. Welcome to Thursday, Luanna, totally extra. Hello, dear. How are you today, done? a little dear doodoo.
2:01.8	Diddley Dee.
2:02.8	D-Dily D-Dee.
2:03.5	Emojin?
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