“I WAS LOST AT SEA”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks. Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.0	Hey, how's it going there?
0:02.0	Good, and join my night off.
0:05.0	So, Matt, what's going on?
0:07.0	How can I get you today?
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:09.0	I only nothing.
0:10.0	I just wanted to call on share a story about a little fishing trip I had eight years ago.
0:13.4	Uh, yes.
0:16.0	So yeah, I'm sorry, it was 10 years ago.
0:21.6	I went out fishing with my boss and his boss from work and we ended up
0:27.4	sinking the boat and got lost at sea for 21 hours.
0:31.2	Really? You were lost at sea? for 21 hours.
0:33.0	Really?
0:34.0	You were lost at sea for 21 hours.
0:37.6	Yeah.
0:38.6	Yeah.
0:39.6	Coast Guard searching for us and everything.
0:42.1	Uh, did you all piss and shit into the water out of fear and swim in each other's piss and shit?
0:49.0	Well, no, that's kind of the funny thing is the way the boat sink, eventually we were able to climb on top of it and it floated for a little bit.
0:59.0	And so the way we were postured was my boss was up top. I was in the middle and then his
1:06.0	boss was below me and actually pissed on him. So there's that.
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