“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle get this I'm coming to over 40 cities across the United States, the UK, Europe, and Australia to do this here therapy gecko podcast live.
0:14.8	These shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko
0:20.2	about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast.
0:24.3	The shows are completely unplanned,
0:26.8	completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot of fun.
0:30.2	So if you're a fan of the podcast, you should definitely come out.
0:34.0	Tickets are available right now at therapy gecko.com and you should get them
0:40.3	before they are sold out. That's therapy gecko tour.com. We'll put the link in the
0:46.8	episode description as well. The live shows are very fun. They're very geckoey and I hope to see you there.
0:55.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.0	Hello?
0:58.0	Hello?
0:59.0	How are you?
1:00.0	I'm a gecko on the internet.
1:02.0	Could be worse?
1:04.0	Absolutely, positively, 100% could be way worse.
1:14.0	Well, I called because I wanted to recount an experience that has recently.
1:19.0	I recently got out of a medically induced coma.
1:25.0	Hmm, you were in a medically induced coma.
1:28.0	For how long?
1:30.0	Yes, six weeks.
1:32.0	Wow.
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