“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber. Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle get this I'm coming to over 40 cities across the United States, the UK, Europe, and Australia to do this here therapy gecko podcast live.
0:14.8	These shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko
0:20.2	about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast.
0:24.3	The shows are completely unplanned,
0:26.8	completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot of fun.
0:30.2	So if you're a fan of the podcast, you should definitely come out.
0:34.0	Tickets are available right now at therapy gecko.com and you should get them
0:40.3	before they are sold out. That's therapy gecko tour.com. We'll put the link in the
0:46.8	episode description as well. The live shows are very fun. They're very geckoey and I hope to see you there.
0:56.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.6	Hi, hello.
0:58.4	Matt.
1:00.3	What's going on?
1:01.3	So, last Thursday, I decided to do what a lot of young men do, which is masturbate.
1:12.2	And I have which is masturbate.
1:13.0	And I happen to have a 75 year old grandmother that lives with us,
1:22.1	who is highly religious and doesn't believe in any sexual activity, even masturbation,
1:28.0	before marriage.
1:31.0	And she happened to walk in on me while I was doing that and now she hasn't talked
1:37.5	to me since.
1:38.7	Oh, okay.
1:42.3	Why do you think she is not talking to you?
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