Oh my God hello?

Hello? Hello?

Is this Lyle?

Yes, who is this?

My name is Olivia. Oh my God, I can't believe I made it on.

Olivia, what's going on? How can I get you today?

Well, I've texted him about a couple of things.

What do you want to hear about, Lyle?

Well, I guess what caught my eyes?

Gek, rather. You can call me the wrong name.

I do it to people all the time.

I couldn't complain.

Okay, Tom.

Oh, yeah, you did text me a bunch of different things.

Let's go with the most recent one.

You wanted to talk about committing tax evasion?

Oh, yeah, no, I've been doing that for a couple of years now,

and I've been dating somebody who is a much more

responsible person than me and was like hey when was the last time you did taxes

and I was like mmm that was a great question so he's making an appointment for us to all go get our taxes done together and I'm terrified because I don't know if the IRS is going to be mad at me about that shit and frankly I don't really understand why I have to give the government a bunch of money because they have so much more money than me and also like at this point in my life I don't I don't do anything that like I don't even own a car right now so like why why taxes why taxes

I but okay a lot I have thoughts about you just said but just to like just to say this I'm

gonna just list off everything that you texted me you said my name is

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