I Want A Bieber (w/ Anna Akana, Alex Moffat, and Justine Marino)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Anna Akana, Alex Moffat, and Justine Marino to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Anna sifts through Sasquatches but finds one’s been hunting her, Alex’s Olive Garden hookup goes awry when someone asks to speak to the manager, and Justine has to admit she’s not the one to have around in an emergency. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Anna Akana: @annaakana on socials, tour dates HERE Alex Moffat: @moffatpics on Insta, Bad Monkey on Apple TV+, Big Gay Jamboree Justine Marino: @justinemachine1 on Insta, Glitter & Garbage podcast

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0:00.0	I do know somebody who makes six figures a month on only fans.
0:10.0	I do know somebody who makes six figures a month on only fans by farting on cakes.
0:15.4	Okay? So I don't want a king shame. This is not a show that kink shames but I have a
0:21.0	question. Yeah, does she fart in the cake or does she just
0:24.3	part on top of it he wow wow
0:28.3	misgendered girls can fart too he sits into it it, I think, and farts,
0:34.0	I've never deep-dived into the only fans,
0:36.8	but I imagine it's not just like farting near the cake.
0:40.0	I think it's really like,
0:41.8	you want sort of the lift off of the of the cake from the force of the blast. Bad Dates.
0:57.0	Hello, welcome back to another episode of Bad Dates.
1:00.0	Hello, hello, hello, welcome back to another episode of Bad Dates. I am your host Joel Kim
1:05.6	Booster as always here to bring you more tales of terrible terrible no good dates that
1:11.9	my funny friends have been on. We'll get into them in one
1:16.1	second as always though I want to start the episode off with a little bit of
1:19.5	listener mail. This story comes from Sandra.
1:24.0	Bad Dates.
1:25.0	Hi Bad Dates.
1:26.0	I had drinks with a guy from an app.
1:27.5	And even though I was really unsure whether I liked him, six Moscow mules later I agreed to go to his place.
1:32.8	We pulled up to a house with cars in the driveway and he said we should go in the door on the
1:36.6	side that goes to his bedroom, which was in the basement.
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