Suckin’ On A Tamagotchi (w/ Jason Sklar, Nurse Blake, and Randy Sklar)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Jason Sklar, Nurse Blake, and Randy Sklar to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Jason has a situation straight out of Frasier, but his date would know that reassuring pat anywhere, Nurse Blake talks about a youthful relationship mainly conducted in the big stall, and Randy did do the crime, so must now sit and do the time. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 The Sklar Brothers: SuperSklars.com, Dumb People Town Nurse Blake: Shocked Advised tour, check out NurseBlake.com for tickets

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0:00.0	Smart Plus me.
0:03.0	Nia.
0:07.0	Smoking though,
0:11.0	Cool and sexy.
0:12.0	Smoking though, cool and sexy, vaping,
0:13.8	Nurd Town.
0:14.8	Yeah, yeah.
0:15.8	Sucking on a Tamagachi out on the street?
0:17.8	Come on.
0:18.8	Come on.
0:19.8	That sounds like a John Cougar melon camp lyrics.
0:21.6	Sucking on a Tamag gotcha outside taste of free heat. Bad Dates.
0:38.0	Hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Dates. I am your host Joel Kim Booster as always coming to you now
0:47.6	This is the first episode we've recorded post engagement. I did it you guys I made made it out of the trenches. I am on my way to being married and that means that from this point forward everything I say on this podcast you should take so seriously because I did it I did it no more bad dates for me
1:08.5	Hopefully I mean we'll see I guess
1:11.3	Wow, that's a dark way to start the podcast but we're going to bring ourselves
1:16.2	out of the darkness and start off with a text from Tamara.
1:20.1	This is what she said. I just tried a dating app for the first time. I told my date we could meet for coffee thinking it was the safest way to meet a stranger.
1:29.5	After five minutes of small talk, this guy tells me he needs me to know two things about him.
1:34.9	He's been told he can get very clingy and possessive, he's working on it, but it's a process.
1:39.6	And two, he currently has some kind of infection.
1:43.0	Not only does it burn when he pees, but he thinks one time he saw smoke come out.
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