Slut For A Souvenir (w/ Daniel Webb, Zoe Chao, and Olivia DeLaurentis)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes Daniel Webb, Zoe Chao, and Olivia DeLaurentis to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Daniel’s amuse-bouche is larger than expected, and his main course is tainted by a medieval bird, Zoe’s rendezvous comes with construction paper, a recorder, and a Ginger King, and Olivia’s date is that rare case of “oops, all villains!” If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips.   Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Daniel Webb: @thedanielwebb on socials, tickets for tour with Margaret Cho at TheDanielWebb.com Zoe Chao: New movie Nightbitch out in December, new series Creature Commandos Olivia DeLaurentis: @ocdelaurentis on Insta, @SydAndOlivia on YouTube

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0:00.0	Smart Bless me.
0:03.0	Nia.
0:07.0	Olivia, I don't, you look very young to me.
0:12.0	I don't know, Daniel very young, Olivia to me.
0:12.7	I don't know, I don't know Daniel, how old you are either,
0:14.8	but you know, I gotta say, you could not pay me to go back to my 20s.
0:18.6	My 30s have been exponentially better in every way imaginable.
0:22.0	I'm so excited for my 20s. I'm
0:24.8	kidding I'm fucking kidding I'm fucking getting.
0:26.8	I'm fucking getting. Kick her out of the Zoom.
0:29.8	Get her out of there. No I joking. I'm doing a bit.
0:34.0	I just turned 14.
0:36.0	Her dating story is very sweet.
0:38.0	It takes place at a Sabaro in the mall. Oh, Bad Dates.
0:58.9	Hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates. I am your host Joel Kim Booster once again, back to bring you more stories from the trenches of
1:06.4	dating and hooking up and love and life really we cover it all here at this podcast.
1:13.4	So as always, I'm going to start off with a little bit of listener mail.
1:17.2	This one is from Meredith.
1:18.8	Bad dates.
1:20.0	I recently reconnected with an ex-boyfriend of mine after we've been broken up for two and a half years.
1:24.4	We've been on a couple of dates and I thought we had a great time, but nothing physical has happened between us yet.
1:29.2	We had a plan to meet again last week, but the day before he texted
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