“I’ve Got The ICK!” - When Your Boyfriend Moves Too Fast, What’s In Abbey’s Bag & Surname Debates
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete and Ross dive head-first into a festive storm of dilemmas, disasters and downright unhinged questions from you lovely lot.
Christmas has officially landed in the Crouch household, and Abbey kicks things off by revealing the chaos behind her three-tree setup and why Warren remains the undisputed king of Christmas magic.
We hear from listeners struggling with everything from choosing the right foundation at 40 to navigating surname politics before marriage. Abbey spills the exact contents of her makeup bag, including the bronzer she swears by and the fake tan formula she’s secretly been developing behind the scenes…
Then things take a turn as the gang tackle one of the spiciest questions ever sent into the pod, before offering advice to those dealing with over-keen boyfriends, drama-filled friends, and marriages stuck in “admin mode.” Add in some of the best nickname stories we’ve ever heard, and it’s another wild, brilliant, no-filter episode.
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00:00 – Intro chaos + AMA kickoff
00:54 – Abbey’s Christmas tree saga begins
03:08 – Pete’s winter golf obsession
05:14 – Makeup + maiden name dilemma from a Scottish listener
07:41 – Surnames, traditions & family identity chat
09:03 – Dog names, kid names & Crouch family nicknames
10:00 – Abbey reveals everything in her makeup bag
12:15 – Abbey’s fake tan project
14:34 – “We’ve run out of things to talk about” relationship dilemma
15:38 – Who talks more? Story-stealing & relationship dynamics
17:06 – The pegging question… and boundaries in the bedroom
18:24 – Friend who brings her boyfriend everywhere
19:46 – The gang’s best (and worst) nickname stories
22:39 – More wild listener nicknames: Rigatoni, Pterodactyl & more
25:02 – Boyfriend moving too fast and giving the ick
28:20 – Hating your partner’s friend — what can you actually say?
30:16 – Outro
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| 0:00.0 | They called her June because the name's Enda May. |
| 0:04.5 | It's Ender, May. |
| 0:06.9 | They called a June. |
| 0:08.8 | We were talking about B-Han the other day. |
| 0:11.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | Don't want to know. |
| 0:12.6 | Moving on. |
| 0:13.8 | I think I'd brought it up. |
| 0:16.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.8 | We'll just hold hands, shall we? |
| 0:20.3 | Well, yeah, you actually haven't got a friend that I don't... |
| 0:23.3 | I don't... |
| 0:23.6 | Full stop. |
| 0:26.0 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:28.8 | Shama. |
| 0:29.7 | Hello, and welcome to the therapy crouch. |
| 0:31.8 | Ask us anything with me, Abby Clancy. |
| 0:33.6 | Me, Peter Crouch. |
| 0:34.8 | Ross is... |
| 0:35.3 | Hey, guys. |
| 0:36.1 | All good? |
| 0:36.9 | We keep forgetting Ross. |
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