I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Pete went to Las Vegas for WrestleMania and disgraced himself by not drinking or gambling enough. He got a hat, though. Swings and roundabouts.
Meanwhile, the balustrade saga continues. Pete reckons he’s at least earned the right to have a go at this project and we promise to keep you posted on his progress.
Plus, Luke’s got beef with certain musical solos and overlong albums. Looking at you, Tupac.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Luke and Pete Shaw. It is Thursday the 23rd of April. My name is |
| 0:11.0 | P.T. April Donaldson and I'm joined by Mr. Lucie April Moore. Lukey, how are you doing? |
| 0:16.0 | Suck it. |
| 0:17.0 | Whoa, what you doing? Have you gone at all attitude on me? What's going on? |
| 0:21.3 | Attitude era. |
| 0:22.1 | It's the attitude era. |
| 0:37.7 | I'm all right. How are you? You've gone all horrible. It's porn stars showing off their busters and people crotch chopping. I don't like it. I'm all right, mate. How's it going? What's new? I'm good. I've just, as you can see i'm wearing a backwards baseball cap yeah that i bought from a good will in las vegas and uh yeah i'm fresh from the plane |
| 0:43.9 | off of uh off of a flight from las Vegas for ressalmania so i'm how was the trip uh the trip was |
| 0:50.1 | good uh the trip was jet laggy so i i felt like I didn't give Las Vegas my best side, |
| 0:56.8 | because I spent most of the time just sort of staring at the ceiling in my hotel room going, |
| 1:00.9 | ugh. How long were you there for? I'm going to be tired for the next day. I was there for about |
| 1:05.4 | six nights, and I got on Las Vegas time on the sixth night. So that's... |
| 1:11.1 | Of course you did. |
| 1:11.6 | Absolutely cracking. |
| 1:12.6 | I tell you what, Luke, I went to the city of sin. |
| 1:16.6 | And I had, I think, over the first five days, about four beers. |
| 1:21.6 | And that's... |
| 1:22.6 | And for me, that is obscenely bad. |
| 1:24.6 | That's breakfast. |
| 1:25.6 | A terrible performance. |
| 1:26.6 | What happened then? |
| 1:27.6 | Talk us through that. |
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