Dispatches from Orchestra Camp
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
New Lime bikes are being rolled out! Big news for a man (Luke) who’s racked up an incredible number of kilometres on the current ones.
There’s also some information coming out of Major League Baseball which brings to mind Pete’s famous “infant chip bowl helmet” idea. For newer listeners, those words will be explained.
Finally, Luke reads aloud a letter written by a young Peter to his parents. What happens at orchestra camp stays at orchestra camp.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke of Pete show. |
| 0:06.9 | Luke, I'm going to start this show like this. |
| 0:09.4 | The Luke and Pete Show, how are you doing? |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.7 | Would you like to know the, what three words? |
| 0:14.3 | We're back on what three words, people. |
| 0:16.1 | The what three words of the part of the country to the meter where I enjoyed my first game of |
| 0:25.1 | hero quest on the Amiga, let's say. When you spunked. Hunter Tubbs Town. That's your first |
| 0:33.3 | spunking destination. Halfway between Fawn's gums, K, and Hunter Tubbs Town. So there's a lot of words in there that kind of refer to it a little bit, I think. How are you doing this? Have you got it online? Have you got, have you got a app or something? No, no, no, if you just go on your computer and go what3 words.com. You can type in your old address. Okay, I'll do mine. You can just enjoy what the, whatever the, what three words. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh yeah, so you're going to do what you want three words for your first. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, because it would have been in the house like Ruffin, right? |
| 1:03.0 | Right, okay, nice. |
| 1:04.0 | Exact time or whatever. |
| 1:07.0 | So, wow, this is a weird one. |
| 1:10.0 | Is this where your, is this where your parents still live? No, no, this is a weird one. |
| 1:13.1 | Is this where your, is this where your parents still live? |
| 1:15.4 | No, no, no, no, no. Right, okay. I wouldn't do that. |
| 1:16.7 | They're disappointing enough of me. |
| 1:21.3 | It's month gangs, bats. |
| 1:23.1 | Month gang's bats. |
| 1:24.4 | Yeah, what do you think about that? Let me have a look. |
| 1:31.7 | So quite close to that is Spicer's Froth glaze. |
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