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Wet Jeans

I Tried To Fight a Light Post When I Was Drunk (featuring my brother)

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

My brother and I are in an undisclosed basement talking about the effects of alcohol, the food pyramid, the Cold War, Ai Robots, salad dirt being dirty, and MORE. This episode is brought to you by Patreon.com/robguccishow Support the show

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0:00.0

All right, what's the story?

0:07.7

There was just one night where you were really drunk when we came home.

0:11.8

You started picking a fight with the light post.

0:14.7

Me?

0:15.4

Yeah.

0:16.3

I was trying to fight the light post.

0:18.4

Yeah, you started to push it and said that it wasn't looking at you funny. The light post yeah you start pushing it that it was looking at you funny

0:22.3

the light post

0:23.8

like the one out front

0:27.1

yeah

0:27.7

you know like pretty hard

0:29.9

like what do you mean like how did it end up

0:34.1

like what was the result

0:35.3

wait I was drunk and I tried to fight the light post.

0:38.4

Yeah.

0:38.7

Like, was I acknowledging that it was a light post?

0:41.0

Or, like, did I think it was a human?

0:43.0

Uh, I think neither.

0:45.3

You just said that it was looking at you funny.

0:50.9

And you hit it a couple times.

0:53.6

I hit it?

0:54.8

I don't fight when I'm drunk.

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