All right folks, we are back on the road.

That was Project Pat coming in on your radio dial.

I'm in a rental car and it's doing that thing where it like auto stops the car.

Whoever invented that, I don't want to, I'm trying to curse last.

Get fucked. Whoever invented that thing where the car stops on its own, I don't want to, I'm trying to curse last, get fucked.

Whoever invented that thing where the car stops on its own at a red light and then it has

that little half second delay or whatever it is when you get going again, get the fuck out of

here with that.

Like, what is that for?

It's annoying.

I don't want to be jolted like that.

I don't want to just, I don't know if it saves energy or saving the play. We're all,

we're all fucked anyway. I said it on Hockey Night and Scottsdale. I saw a female robot

sucking on a guy's finger in a video. And I was it not like in that way like I was like dialed into

it but it just popped up we're fucked anyway it doesn't matter remember all that uproar about

i can't remember if it was Kylie Jenner or Taylor Swift they took a flight from like calabasas to

Malibu it was like an eight minute flight and the the libs, I mean, let's just call a

spade of spade here. It's mostly people with blue hair, the Subaru drivers, all that. Today we're

just up in arms like, holy, I can't believe this. What about the turtles? We're all, there's so

much, there's so much bigger things going on than jet fuel, like Chinese people overfishing.

But we're not going to get into that.

Anyway, welcome into the show.

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