fucking revolutionary short.

Dudes will make a clothing company

and somehow someone's dad will cough up like $75,000

for a commercial on the NHL network

and they'll be like,

this is a rev-this isn't a short,

it's a, it's a lifestyle. a it's a lifestyle it's a revolutionary short

like your balls are going to be it's it gives your balls room to breathe what the fuck are you guys

talking about i've i've never put on a pair of shorts and been like, oh, my balls are all jammed up.

Like, I'm sure dudes have bigger balls than me.

I get, I know that.

But it's like, bro, if your balls are that big where you're wearing shorts and you're like, my fucking sack can't breathe, you're wearing wrong size shorts like it's not it's not

like a shorts problem like yeah shorts can be more comfortable than others there's different cuts

and all that shit but it's like all these fucking former frat kids starting shorts companies, they're like, this is the short of the summer.

This is the revolutionary short of the summer.

No, it's not.

It's not.

Hold on.

I got to drink it.

Hold on.

I just ate drink it. Hold on. I just ate dark chocolate covered cherries.

I had a little sweet tooth, which is just...

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