I TESTED MY EMPLOYEES FOR AUTISM | JEFF FM | Ep. 50

JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:30.0	Welcome back everyone. We got a big day today, big episode planned. Fuck, fucking. No, we don't.
0:41.0	Our guest cancelled. Our guest cancelled the day. Yeah, we had, we were supposed to have
0:46.0	Taylor holder on the show today because, you know, it's Pride Month and we were not that has anything
0:52.3	to do with Taylor. But he cancelled on us and not only did he cancel it, he sent us a cease and
0:56.8	the cease and said that we can't talk about him at all throughout the rest of the podcast.
1:00.5	I'm just kidding, that was a joke because I wasn't going to get into that stuff with him anyway,
1:03.9	but something came up. So it's just going to be the boys. We got a lot of good stuff to talk about
1:08.4	and then we're going to do a autism test. No, we're all going to take it because I've been watching
1:15.4	this show on Netflix. I watch a lot of shows on Netflix lately and that's how you could tell how
1:20.0	my mental health is doing because usually that will put me into depression when I watch too many
1:24.0	shows. Are you a binge watcher? Yeah. Yeah. I just watch every single one of Mike's vlogs and
1:28.6	your vlogs videos. Oh, you've been watching not even on Netflix. You've been watching YouTube.
1:32.8	Yeah. What about you? You've been watching. Yeah, I just finished major things. It's kind of like
1:37.2	dangerous because you could go fuck your whole day the next day. Yeah. If you've been
1:41.1	watched too hard, it's like addiction. It's like being addicted to fucking drugs when you're watching
1:45.5	these shows. I'm sure, you know, drugs are worse, but it's a gateway. It's a gateway. Yeah.
1:50.1	So Netflix is a gateway to heroin. YouTube is. YouTube is as well. I guess we're just
1:56.0	fucked in life. I just watch all cars, cars two and cars three. We don't even know what these
2:01.2	are because you're too old. Yeah, those things to me. Not kids by kids so fast. Yeah, and that pisses me off.
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