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MIKE MAJLAK MOVING AWAY TO REMOTE ISLAND | JEFF FM | Ep. 51

JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement

4.8 β€’ 1.6K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:10.8

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0:15.1

This week on TMZ, Mike Malik has been cancelled for having sex with multiple women while having

0:21.6

a girlfriend. He also talks shit on co-host Logan Paul. Yeah, we are back, baby.

0:29.0

With a fresh new outlook on life, and our guest cancelled.

0:34.0

I know we said we were going to have Tanimojo today. We put out on the Jeff Femme Twitter,

0:37.6

and that's the second guest to cancel in a row, but she had her reasons, and it's a very unfortunate.

0:43.6

We cannot blame her for it. I don't have a headphone.

0:47.2

Oh, they're on the table. How sorry, what's that?

0:50.8

They should be. I'm not talking to you guys. I'm getting something from my my airfries.

0:54.4

Do you have an in-ear? Yeah. Those are like 900. Oh, yes. Oh, sorry, not you.

0:59.6

It's, oh, it's the chopper. It's the weather reports early today. No, the weather is not. Do

1:04.1

we even have weather today? I think we can. I think we can. I think we can. The weather segment.

1:07.2

Oh, fuck, that was my fault. Welcome back, too.

1:14.3

Baby, today on the show we got Mike, Majella Lack, my dear friend. I got to be honest, Mike.

1:19.8

People don't really know what it is that you do or, you know, your YouTuber. You kind of a motivational

1:25.3

speaker, but sometimes you steal things from Steve Harvey and Gary Vee. But over the past,

1:30.8

I'd say six months. It's been rough on me. I had to sacrifice all of my friends or 90% of the

1:36.4

friends I had in my life. So for somebody like you to come in and get me out of my funk,

1:41.2

get me out of the house, I know you're nowhere near as good looking as Todd, and it's not as nice

1:47.2

for the viewers and the female viewers and stuff like that. But you are a good match for me.

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