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LANA RHOADES EX BOYFRIEND HATES BABY | JEFF FM | Ep.49

JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement

4.8 β€’ 1.6K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:10.8

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0:15.0

Hit me with something for an intro. Let's get it going. Let's get the vibes going good because

0:18.8

we're back in the studio and it was rough doing those podcasts on yachts in Miami. It feels good to

0:24.2

be back here with my, oh my gadgets. Yeah, we're back, baby. Welcome back. We got a very special

0:32.1

episode today, not only because we have the Clickbait Queen, Lana Rhodes coming on.

0:38.9

But because this may be the last episode ever of this show, and that is sad, but look,

0:46.9

change this fucking tone of this song because you know, I was starting off like it's a party,

0:50.5

but there's real shit going on. Give me something a little more sentimental, a little more emotional,

0:55.2

a little deeper, because that's how we're going to get right now. You're fired and you're fired.

0:59.0

I don't give a fuck. No, there's shit going on, but your guys' incompetence and your fuck-ups

1:03.8

is the least of my worries right now. I'm an open book, guys. I share everything with you when I

1:08.4

come in here. I share my thoughts, my problems, my insecurities, my body. I'm just going to come

1:17.6

right out and fucking say it. I got cancer. Jesus, I went to the dermatologist today and they said

1:23.1

that you have a form of skin cancer. It is? It is. You want me to drink? Why are you sound excited

1:28.4

like you just want to go? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not excited, bro. Yeah, like, really

1:31.6

those Tesla's mine, no, Kyle, I have cancer, bro. That's not exciting news. I had it operated off.

1:38.2

Oh, they cut it off and they burnt it off. No, they cut a sample descent to the lab, but there

1:43.0

could be cancer, seeping into my blood, into my brain, and I posted every fucking

1:47.5

No, we're not redoing nothing bro. This is me opening up or left

1:51.6

Yeah, you left bro. That's a real shit. We're real here. We're real and I'm not no fucking fake influencer

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