Defending Rubbernecking (with Marcella Arguello)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Caleb and Shelby welcome stand-up comedian Marcella Arguello into the Headgum family the only way they know how—by getting into a Dick Feud with her. TBQH it's mostly Shelby's feud, with Caleb instigating and causing chaos from the sidelines (as he does). And all this happens around building Marcella's Golden Record, which has iconic TV, iconic music, iconic GIFs, iconic nails, and iconic toddlers. Marcella's Artifacts Rihanna GIF where she rolls up the car window (visual) Mariah Carey, Butterfly (audio) Seinfeld (audio-visual) A hug from a toddler who thinks you’re the coolest person on the planet (multisensory experience) Press-On nails (human ephemera) Follow Marcella on Twitter and Instagram, watch her comedy live, and listen to her and Niccole Thurman's new Headgum podcast The Scroll Down. Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friend I wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, good-jord, al-Han-Hanayu-Hanaychm.
0:35.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.7	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.3	Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, what's up,
1:03.3	Sheld?
1:03.5	What's up, Caleb?
1:04.5	Kind of, the way I said, what's up, Sheld, kind of gave, like, morning radio show vibes, don't
1:09.1	you think?
1:09.3	Yeah, and then the way I said your name was kind of like Caleb.
1:12.1	What's up?
1:12.6	Caleb?
1:13.7	Caleb?
1:14.5	Whenever my mom gets drunk, she pronounces my sister's name differently.
1:17.9	My sister's name's Alana, and when my mom gets drunk, she calls her Ilana.
1:21.3	And then when we say, why are you calling her that?
1:23.0	She goes, that's how it's spelled.
1:24.7	She's in charge. You chose the spelling and you've pronounced it forever, Alana.
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