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Therapy Gecko

“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey folks it's Lyle here I just wanted to thank everybody real quick because I got a whole bunch of messages last week from people sharing their Spotify wrapped and showing how much time they've spent listening to the podcast and you know that meant a lot to me because I work really hard to put out the show my editor Brandon works really hard to put out this show and it was sick to see all these people who are actually listening

0:25.5

and making this whole thing worthwhile so just a quick thank you for listening and

0:30.4

also wanted to say that if you ever have any comments or feedback or anything about the

0:35.3

podcast you can email me at Lyle forever and ever at gmail.com.

0:42.4

I can't promise I'll respond to everyone but I do try and read them all.

0:45.9

So thank you again and with that said let's get into the episode.

0:54.0

Hello? Hello?

0:55.0

Who is this?

0:56.0

I don't know who is this?

0:58.0

It's the Gecho guy.

1:00.0

Hey Gecho guy.

1:02.0

You texted me and you said,

1:05.0

I'm kind of drunk at work.

1:08.0

A little bit.

1:11.0

That was it.

1:12.0

Where do you work? Where are you? What are you?

1:14.0

I work in a middle school.

1:18.0

I'm a clue.

1:20.0

Yeah.

1:24.0

Uh, all right, you're at, are you...

1:28.0

It's like...

1:30.0

well, all right, I mean, I'll say this.

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