"I’m supposed to be the special one in my family"

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Hannah’s ill again (shock, horror) and Wilde’s getting the blame. Grubby little angel. Also, Wilde's chosen “Dada” to sit next to him during their rapidly approaching 24-hour flight to Australia. May God be with Dada and all those sat within ear shot.

And, Joel also recounts one of the craziest work days he’s ever had. It involved a brass band, some jockeys and a snotty helmet. Just get the popcorn.

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1:09.0	Oh, I've been really ill. You've really young have you I've been really young have you I just Five pounds to Joe No we're not doing all that stuff again We're not like I'm going to be bankrupt It works out quite well for me I'm happy to do it I just need to be honest Okay Joe came in today though And he said he's really, really busy. Oh yeah, that's true.
1:28.4	Yeah, I did use the word busy, yeah, so I'm actually starting five pounds now. Yeah. So that's me back. So there we go. There we go. Equal equals. Well, I think it's valid for me to say that I've been really ill this weekend. I've got whatever everyone else seems to be having right now.
1:44.0	Yep.
1:44.2	And I just feel like it's,
1:46.8	I feel like my head isn't a clamp. I think I sound different.
1:52.3	I just, I will not exaggerate when I say. When you're saying your head's in a clamp, what are you, what are you, what sort of clamp are you imagining?
2:00.3	Like the one at school. One at school, vice. Yeah, vice. you, what sort of clamp are you imagining? Like the one at school.
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