BONUS: "It was a lot of leg"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
If you’ve ever wanted an insight into Joel and Hannah’s social media algorithms, look no further. Carpentry, self-help medical info, leopard print coats - a rather heady mix. In fact, it sounds like social media has finally killed Joel’s attention span for good. Hannah’s painfully aware that everything distracts him nowadays! TVs, phones, women in booty shorts…
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| 0:00.0 | If I had to picture a moment of calmfulness, it would have to be at the beach. |
| 0:05.0 | On the edge of the sand, with the waves at my toes, what's yours? |
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| 0:52.1 | This is a Global player original podcast. |
| 1:01.3 | I feel so heavy. |
| 1:03.1 | Why? |
| 1:04.0 | Just all the time. |
| 1:05.5 | Oh God, why? |
| 1:06.7 | It just, I think it's life, isn't it? |
| 1:08.3 | It's just, I can't. |
| 1:09.4 | Oh, God. |
| 1:09.9 | No. |
| 1:11.1 | Just wait, but like literally on the last episode, you were like, oh, I'm lifting, like, things are clearing. I can see the jungle, the wood, the trees, the leaves. What's going to happen, though? What are we all going to do? I like, we all going to... Oh, God, here go. I feel like... I thought the bonus was meant to be fluffy and light. |
| 1:27.8 | Yeah, look. |
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