BONUS: “Maybe we’re in a throuple”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s bonus episode Joel and Hannah tackle the biggest, most intellectual questions of the day, for example, will AI put nerds out of business? What’ll happen when they start inserting AI into sexy robot bodies? Producer Joe takes this newfound curiosity as an opportunity to introduce a new guest to the podcast… and his name ends with GPT.
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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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| 0:00.0 | It's Jordan. It's Chris. And that's Sean Welby. |
| 0:02.7 | From Capital Breakfast after the show show. Our podcast gives you a peek behind the curtain of what really goes on at Capital Breakfast. Yeah, it's what we talk about during the songs, gossip from the A-Lister's. Also, everything we're not allowed to say on the radio without getting cancelled. This week, we're sponsored by eBay, where it's free and easy to sell your pre-love fashion, homeware and |
| 0:21.5 | electronics. Just download the app and start listing today. You can listen on Global Player. |
| 0:26.5 | And then they took their mask off and you will never get who it was. Who? |
| 0:30.2 | Thing midgick, from which you'll call it. It's been the same old cabals for 64 years, |
| 0:35.3 | all love triangles and vengeful rampages. |
| 0:38.7 | The usual, then. |
| 0:39.6 | Yaw! |
| 0:41.0 | I don't know, Vicky, does it? |
| 0:42.9 | The wrong way, and boom. |
| 0:45.0 | He became the World Series of Darts champ, age just 17. |
| 0:48.3 | Guess what a prize was? |
| 0:49.3 | Speedboat, no. |
| 0:51.3 | For TV that speaks to us all, there's no place like ITV. |
| 0:58.7 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:06.8 | Oh my God. |
| 1:08.7 | I can't not have the Postman Pat song in my head. |
| 1:11.9 | Oh my God, we've entered our... |
| 1:14.5 | It's not even a nursery rhyme era. |
| 1:16.4 | It's just Postman Pat and in the Night Garden on repeat. |
| 1:20.3 | And we're not even doing bluey pepper. |
| 1:22.1 | We're not even in that section yet. |
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