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Have Kids, They Said…

I'm Suckling On That

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s, debate what kind of potato you’d choose at a restaurant, and Nicole tells Rich with the condiment she’d actually bring to the bedroom. Rich admits he hates making decisions, Nicole vents about cleaning only for the house to immediately get messy, and Parker pops in with more slang. They wonder who the new Brad Pitt is, Nicole unloads her day from hell, and Rich—as always—gets completely distracted by the Mets. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who can’t keep their house clean either.

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0:00.0

What's that? Are we bringing that back? 20 years later?

0:03.3

No, we're not going to bring it back, but for some reason, there's something very satisfying about saying, what's that?

0:08.7

You know how you know that commercial was old?

0:10.7

How?

0:11.4

They were on landlines.

0:13.2

Oh my God.

0:14.6

I didn't think about that.

0:15.8

So, hey, what's up?

0:16.9

It's have kids they said, but don't listen around your kids.

0:19.4

No.

0:19.6

We get into some dirty stuff here and there, so again,

0:22.6

you've been warned. Enjoy.

0:25.2

Enjoy.

0:29.3

What's your name?

0:30.3

Oh my.

0:32.2

Daddy.

0:32.6

Daddy.

0:33.6

Daddy. Ah! He's got a fucking... Jesus

0:41.0

Fucking bitching!

0:43.1

Ha ha ha.

0:43.8

Ha ha.

0:43.8

Ha ha.

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