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Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour into Leo death talks that send Matt spiraling. Nicole opens up about how her accident shifted her perspective, and together they air out grievances, unpack parent expectations, and basically turn the whole episode into one big couples therapy session. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who loves a little drama.

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0:00.0	Okay, guys, I've got a very, very special guest today.
0:03.8	It's a fan favorite.
0:05.9	And his name is Matt Ryan.
0:08.0	You want to say hello?
0:09.0	Hello, this is, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Nicole's husband, Matt Ryan.
0:13.9	There he is.
0:14.8	And if you thought that you needed to get your children out of the room when rich and I do have kids they said you need to
0:21.4	put them on another planet with those motherfuckers in a billionaire bunker you've been warned what's
0:30.4	your name oh my puppy oh my Ah, ha ha ha ha. Wooee! Ah!
0:39.3	Jeez on the fucking dishes.
0:43.3	Um, okay.
0:53.3	So, um, Lishina Tova. Yes. We are recording on Rosh Hashanah. This is exciting. I am not Rich Davis. I am Matt Ryan. Yes. I'm your loving husband. Yeah. And father of two. Yes. Of your children. Yes. You miss Rich when I'm around?
1:11.4	Yes.
1:12.0	No.
1:13.3	You know why?
1:27.4	He's not mean to me. He makes me laugh. I've heard him. I make you laugh and I'm sweet. No, you make me laugh. He's not mean to me. All right. Let's cut through all the bullshit and let's have some fun. So, well, yeah. Well, first I just want to discuss that it is Reshoshana and that we went to... That means it's the Jewish New Year.
1:29.2	It's like year 74, yeah. Well, first I just want to discuss that it is Rosh Hashanah and that we went to... That means it's the Jewish New Year. It's like year 74,400.
1:31.5	It's like 50 something or 5,700 something. It's a very...
1:36.1	2025. Yeah. But you know, the Jews. We like to do it differently. Anyways, so we went to go to my mom's last night, and we went for Roshana.
1:45.7	She was making...
1:46.8	Dynamic.
1:48.2	What?
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