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It's slightly damp, actually, this couch.

Yeah, the couch cleaners have been around.

Couch cleaners have been in?

Very exciting.

I thought I did stories at bedtime with Wilde, and I thought he'd pissed on the chair, but I

forgot that that chair got cleaned too.

Everything's just a bit damp.

Everything's a little bit damp.

Yeah.

They say 24 hours, and then we're back in the...

Feels good, though.

It doesn't look much cleaner.

It's part of my nesting stage, but psychologically I know now it is bacterially clean, if that's a word.

Well, it's good.

I mean, there's parts of this sofa where it sort of goes into like a, you know, I'd sort of almost...

I call it a cleavage of the couch.

Couch cleavage?

Can I call it that?

You know, like where it goes in between the cushions and then there's the amount of dust and biscuits.

And just, you could put your fingers in and just gouged out i think as our son

is two and a half years old i think i can finally admit that bouclay was a bad choice booklay was a bad choice

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