BONUS: "The pork in Peru?"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel show presenter. Peru, Kenya, China… he runs through weird and wonderful tales from each (all of them are classic Joel). Fetch the popcorn!
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| 0:00.0 | This is 40-year-old Kathy, mother of two and self-confessed tele-addict. |
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| 0:14.6 | Come on. |
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| 1:02.2 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:09.9 | Welcome to the bonus episode. |
| 1:12.9 | Oh, did you like that? |
| 1:16.2 | We are recording so beyond my bedtime. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, quarter to ten at night. |
| 1:22.5 | This is way past your bedtime. |
| 1:24.6 | I'm so sorry. |
| 1:26.5 | I'm so sorry. |
| 1:30.4 | I just honestly don't know how you have the energy. |
| 1:41.9 | Oh, I don't. I'm just professional. I'm just professional. Um, you know, I'm serving the greater good that is our listenership. |
| 1:44.5 | I'm meant to hypnotopithe in bed after this. We are going to hypnotopause. We're going to do one session of our listenership. I'm meant to hypnobirth in bed after this. |
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