BONUS: “Go to a townhouse and get my t*ts out!”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be a limit? How many distinct occasions do you even need a specialised robe for? Joel on the other hand, is a crazy-hat man. Like, objectively FAR too many hats. Hats vs Robes, if you will.
And oh yeh - Hannah got her boobs out for a 4D scan of her very pregnant self, which will be turned into a lovely little bronze statue that her and the family will get to keep forever! The heart bursts.
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| 1:02.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:10.2 | Here we go. Welcome to the bonus episode, everybody. |
| 1:12.9 | I hope you're doing well and Mary and all is good in your life and body. |
| 1:15.6 | Let's get cracking. |
| 1:18.0 | I'm just working on the beginning of the podcast. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm sorry, we're such different energies right now. |
| 1:23.4 | We're such different energies. |
| 1:24.8 | No, I'm fine. |
| 1:26.7 | If you could stop, like, sighing, |
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