Hello, hi and welcome to another episode of The Emmergand Show, where though I may be smiling,

this is an episode brought to you by pure, unadulterated, but hopefully temporary rage,

because I am sitting here, having just taught myself off a ledge

this episode is coming to you later than usual because my internet went down completely for no

reason on Saturday just dropped out and would not come back on I spoke to an engineer who said that it

was a power issue

and had nothing to do with the internet connection and that what I required was a new hub and a new

power cable, but that I would need to speak to somebody else in order to organise that. So the next day

I called up, went through a very laborious process, but a new hub and cable was sent my way. They said it was going to arrive on Wednesday and then

this morning having cancelled all of my Wednesday appointments to be in for said delivery,

I had a notification saying actually it's going to be arriving today between 10 and 2. So I cancelled

my day. I rushed back from the gym, which is where I was on my way to

to get the, when I got the notification, and I stayed in. I stayed in with a hair mask on in my gym

kit having worked out. And just before the window, delivery window closed, I got a notification saying, we tried to deliver,

but nobody was in. And I actually cried. I actually cried because I've lost my perspective.

This is an episode where I'm just going to ask you to counsel me for reasons that were come

obvious. I cannot tell you how frustrating it was. And yes, worse things happen every

single day. But it's just so annoying. And my job requires me to have a good, strong internet

connection. And I work from home. And recently, this is not about the delivery today. Recently,

I feel like I am constantly having to wait

in for deliveries or that never arrive, by the way, I have had so many occasions recently where

things haven't arrived or where I've thought things were coming and then they arrived completely

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