Let's Get Messy (w/ Ian Fidance, Jordan Jensen, and Jeff Hiller)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Ian Fidance, Jordan Jensen, and Jeff Hiller to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Ian proves everybody has a price, especially when it involves pizza, Jordan uses a window for more than fresh air, and Jeff stumbles onto a very awkward birthday celebration. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Ian Fidance: http://www.ianfidance.com/ Jordan Jensen: https://www.jordanjensencomedy.com/ Jeff Hiller: @boomboomhiller on Instagram This episode was recorded prior to the SAG-AFTRA strike on July 14th.

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0:00.0	I snuck a man through my window the other day and had sex with him.
0:02.6	Why did you have to sneak him in through your window?
0:05.2	Yeah, he's friends with my roommate.
0:07.3	Wait, you would sex with that guy?
0:08.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09.3	How was it?
0:10.1	I'm not, we were on that.
0:11.0	It was fine.
0:13.1	Wait, you needed it to be so secret that he climbed through the window,
0:16.4	but you're all like just blaring it on podcasts now.
0:19.5	I already told the roommate.
0:20.9	It was, I just thought it would be fun to sneak him in through the window.
0:23.2	I thought that would be hotter for me.
0:24.2	I really needed to increase the heat of the situation
0:27.0	because the person wasn't bringing a lot of it.
0:30.1	Oh, my God.
0:32.4	I really hope he doesn't listen to this podcast.
0:47.5	Jeff, Jordan, and Ian, hello, and welcome to Bad Dates.
0:51.6	Oh, thanks for having us.
0:53.6	Thanks for having us.
0:54.4	Hi, it's so nice to see you all.
0:56.1	I'm a massive fan of all of you.
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