“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:38.7 | Guaranteed Human. Hello? Hello? Hi, what's your name? Oh my God. Yay, I made it. I'm Lily. Hi. Are you doing? Hey, Lily. What's up? I'm Lyle. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh, my gosh.. How's, are you excited for Christmas or holiday or whatever? No. No, I'm not. I'm not excited about them at all. I view most holidays as interruptions to my life actually at this point. Yeah. |
| 0:39.4 | I don't give it like New Year's, I don't care. |
| 0:42.5 | Christmas, I don't care. |
| 0:45.4 | Okay. |
| 0:46.1 | You know, I don't have, I think it's for a few reasons. |
| 0:49.0 | I mean, I don't have a real job. |
| 0:51.6 | So I still have I still, uh, |
| 0:55.2 | I still have to work, I guess. |
| 0:56.1 | Um, |
| 0:57.1 | yeah. |
| 0:57.8 | I don't, |
| 0:58.6 | I don't have like a kid. |
| 1:00.5 | So I'm not doing that. |
| 1:02.5 | Um, |
| 1:03.8 | do you, |
| 1:04.4 | do you celebrate the passage of time? |
| 1:09.0 | No. |
| 1:09.9 | I try not to think about the passage of time. Or, I mean, I do you think about the passage of time a No. I try not to think about the passage of time. |
| 1:12.1 | Or, I mean, I think about the passage of time a lot. |
| 1:14.0 | I just don't, um, I, there's no reason for me to care about any of those holidays. |
| 1:23.0 | I like the way that Christmas looks and I like the way that Christmas looks, and I like the way that Halloween looks, but I just, I view them as interruptions. |
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