“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | From Chris. |
| 0:06.0 | Hello. |
| 0:06.9 | What's up, well? |
| 0:08.3 | Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? |
| 0:10.2 | Man, I could be better, but I'm living. |
| 0:13.9 | How about stuff? |
| 0:15.4 | Yeah, I'm all right, but what is it? |
| 0:19.0 | I mean, shit, I feel like if it's cool with you |
| 0:22.5 | I don't mind if we |
| 0:23.8 | Get into it here |
| 0:26.7 | I'm game |
| 0:27.5 | I'm game today |
| 0:29.2 | Why could you be doing better |
| 0:30.8 | Chris |
| 0:31.7 | Man |
| 0:34.5 | I just um |
| 0:36.3 | I just I feel like I have big dreams, but like little dedication to follow through with them. |
| 0:43.8 | I don't know if that makes any sense. |
| 0:45.9 | Uh, sure. |
| 0:46.9 | That makes sense. |
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