GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has had more sex than you, and a lot of other things. I think it’s a good geckmail.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | Hello, welcome to the Therapy Gecko podcast. |
| 0:08.4 | My name is Lyle. |
| 0:09.5 | Thank you for joining me here. |
| 0:11.9 | Today, there will be no phone calls. |
| 0:15.4 | And instead, we are going to do Geckmail. |
| 0:19.0 | For those of you who don't know what geckmail is, |
| 0:21.1 | Gekmail is a thing where people send me emails |
| 0:25.3 | and then I read them. |
| 0:28.9 | And sometimes I say completely insane things in response |
| 0:35.3 | that are not helpful at all. Sometimes I see things that are really helpful. |
| 0:41.8 | Sometimes I tap into that part of myself. And then sometimes I'm like, oh, I don't really have |
| 0:46.1 | anything to say to that at all. And I just read it aloud for you to absorb without my |
| 0:53.7 | commentary. |
| 0:54.8 | Because I have respect for you as a listener that I don't think you need my commentary on everything. |
| 1:04.7 | You know, I'm honored. |
| 1:05.8 | I'm happy to deliver you the words of the email. |
| 1:10.4 | But you don't always need to know what I think about it. Because |
| 1:13.4 | sometimes I don't think about something about everything, you know. I think you're insane if you |
| 1:20.4 | have an opinion about every single thing, right? So I'm going to read a few emails that people have sent me, and some of them I'll |
| 1:30.7 | have opinions about, and when I do, I'll voice those opinions, and some of them I won't have |
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