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So where is my memory?

Good morning.

It is a precocious 11-13 AM on Christmas morning.

Little Jackie went to a super spreader event earlier this week.

So Andrew and I are quarantining and celebrating the best day of the year together alone in our matching jammies.

Couples with the matching jammies.

Okay, first of all, we don't use the word jammies in this podcast because I love myself.

I'm going to put my jammies on, Diana fire. Okay, hi everybody.

There are really only two types of people in this world.

Hashtag blast season's greetings.

There are people that casually use the terminology jammies and mini petty and have a year round wreath on their front door.

And then there are the people that were hugged as a child.

Hi, how you doing?

So I mentioned that I was an attendee at a super spreader event.

Oma Kron is a filthy nasty bitch who gives no fox and she will rape you in the midnight hour despite all precautions.

So I was in Kentucky earlier this week visiting my niece and nephew and and her sister and family for the holidays.

Ho, ho, ho everybody spirit airlines are bus the only direct flight.

Love it.

So spirit airlines, I mean, they say you, you become a spirit when you fly spirit airlines because you might die.

It's basically like getting a lanyard string and, you know, tying yourself to a flying tuna can and just hoping for the best.

And then they charge you $600 just to breathe basically and an extra $740 for a sip of water so that you can.

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