"I’m getting hypnotized by Paul McKenna tomorrow"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Joel and Hannah are back - and boy have we missed the chaos. On the menu for today are finger condoms, varicose veins, lymphatic drainage, Gordon Ramsay, grey pubic hairs (or lack thereof) and the rather disturbing knowledge that there are human body parts that continue to grow, almost indefinitely, as you age.
Oh yeh, and Joel’s getting hypnotised by Paul McKenna.
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| 0:00.0 | If I had to picture a moment of calmfulness, it would have to be at the beach. |
| 0:05.0 | On the edge of the sand, with the waves at my toes, what's yours? |
| 0:10.2 | Calm's herbal remedies. |
| 0:12.2 | Calm's days, a traditional herbal medicine used for stress, exclusively based on traditional |
| 0:16.6 | use only, contains Valerian root. |
| 0:18.9 | Always read the label. |
| 0:20.1 | At Liddle, there's always more to value. Like switching from Sainsbury to Little and saving |
| 0:24.4 | £33 on this week's big shop at little.com.orgia slash save. Which means a stocked-up fridge |
| 0:29.5 | of big brands, award-winning own brands and your fresh five a day with extra helpings |
| 0:33.8 | encouraged. Liddle. More to Value. Price is checked 26 at the first 26. |
| 0:37.8 | St. Bruce also sell other products. See online for more details. |
| 0:42.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:52.0 | This house needs to clean., that's for sure. |
| 0:55.6 | You've dusted those shutters yet? |
| 0:57.2 | No, I need to dust my shutters. |
| 0:59.1 | And that's not it, euphonism. |
| 1:02.0 | My shutters are very much shut. |
| 1:05.4 | No light is coming in, no light is coming out. |
| 1:10.1 | Just a little bit of wee because I'm not doing my pelvic floor exercises enough. |
| 1:15.0 | You're not doing your pelvic floor exercise. |
| 1:16.4 | Welcome to 2026. |
| 1:19.0 | And if it was your, you know, New Year's resolution to pick up a new podcast, this is the one that you will not regret. Yes. I've mentioned the word |
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