BONUS: “Joel Dommet-levels of Horoscope”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
It’s 2026 Horoscopes time! Now, Joel is somewhat of a horoscope skeptic, while Hannah's favourite activity is polishing her mystic crystals… two very different schools of thought at play here. No spoilers, but when it comes to Joel, all roads really do seem to lead back to his varicose veins. Hm. Enjoy!
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| 1:00.0 | Welcome to the bonus, everybody. |
| 1:03.3 | I hope you're all good and all is well. |
| 1:06.4 | We are very excited to do a horoscope. |
| 1:08.5 | For your delectable ears right now. |
| 1:13.1 | Drink it in, people. |
| 1:15.0 | I think, you know, I'm not... |
| 1:18.4 | I know I say I'm into like the stars and the moon and it does affect me. |
| 1:22.0 | It does. |
| 1:23.0 | I think horoscopes you can take with a pinch of salt and you can read what you want from them. |
| 1:29.3 | They're slightly sort of manifesting, aren't they? |
| 1:34.2 | Because you can take elements of it. |
| 1:36.8 | But it's different to like retrogrades and planets and like dusty crystals. |
| 1:45.0 | No, the same thing, is there? I've tried to make sure that I've not gone too deep on this. |
| 1:49.0 | We've not gone... |
| 1:50.0 | Did I sound really deep then? |
| 1:52.0 | Well, so on the internet, you can get anything, as you know. |
| 1:56.0 | And you can get horoscopes that are very sort of moony and planety. Mm-hmm. |
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