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Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
It’s the final episode of the year! Joel sees off 2025 with a strangely impressive display of obscure shape naming. Judging by the ep title, he’s rather impressed with himself. Hannah’s just worried that if Wilde develops his father's rare talent that he won’t exactly be the coolest kid in school.
The team also decide on their New Year’s resolutions and look back to see whether they’ve managed to tick off this year’s… gold star for anyone remembering before Producer Joe does!
Never Have I Ever will return on Monday 19th January 2026 - have the merriest of Christmases and very happy New Year!
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, done. |
| 0:01.3 | Move that. |
| 0:03.0 | Oh, new ways to invest. |
| 0:06.1 | Okay. |
| 0:07.0 | Full proof guaranteed returns. |
| 0:10.1 | Invest today. |
| 0:11.6 | All right, I think I will. |
| 0:16.8 | Way before you seal the deal. |
| 0:19.5 | Check if it's real. |
| 0:23.1 | And if a company's authorized by by the FCA Oh, thanks |
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| 0:27.1 | Come on, quick, we have to run |
| 0:31.7 | Wait, what? Run to where? |
| 0:33.9 | The mini sail event, keep up |
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| 1:10.1 | I've had a great parcel system whilst we've been away. |
| 1:13.0 | I've been sending everything to my parents because my mum's always in. |
| 1:16.3 | So it's been perfect. |
| 1:17.5 | Why don't you just do that generally in life? |
| 1:19.5 | I know. |
| 1:19.9 | I was thinking that. |
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