“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly.
Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:21.3 | Hello. Hey, what's up, man? What's your name? Oh, shit. I can't. No fucking way, dude. My name is B. B. What's going on, B? How's life? Man, life, bro. Hold on. I'm sorry, I'm geeking. |
| 0:24.2 | I didn't, dude, I've been listening to you for years. |
| 0:26.6 | I never thought I would have seen your name pop up on my phone, bro. |
| 0:27.3 | Fuck you. |
| 0:29.0 | This is crazy. |
| 0:29.9 | This is crazy. |
| 0:32.6 | Well, B, we're here. |
| 0:37.0 | It's December, whatever, the year, who cares and um we're both alive at this very |
| 0:40.6 | moment and we're connected now via um a system of the internet yeah via a thing that is so deeply |
| 0:49.7 | beyond our comprehension as to how it works that um it would take us a lifetime, maybe not a |
| 0:56.8 | lifetime, but it would take us more time than either of us care to invest to really understand |
| 1:02.0 | the technology behind how you and I are connected now, but it doesn't matter. |
| 1:06.3 | Who care? |
| 1:06.6 | We don't have to think about that stuff. |
| 1:07.8 | All we have to do is be in this moment with each other. |
| 1:13.4 | So let's do that. |
| 1:15.7 | That was deep. |
| 1:17.5 | What's going on with you, B? |
| 1:20.9 | Tell me about your life. |
| 1:24.3 | I mean, there's a lot going on right now, dude, honestly. |
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