“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | Hello. |
| 0:05.4 | What's up? |
| 0:06.6 | Who, is this? |
| 0:08.0 | Is this while? |
| 0:09.4 | Yeah, who is this? |
| 0:11.1 | Oh, my goodness. |
| 0:12.5 | That's amazing. |
| 0:13.8 | My name's Elijah. |
| 0:14.8 | How are you? |
| 0:15.8 | Elijah. |
| 0:16.9 | What's up, man? |
| 0:17.7 | How am I? |
| 0:19.2 | I am fine. I'm okay. I'm living life. I feel pretty good, actually. |
| 0:27.8 | Scale one to ten. Scale of one to ten? Oh, like a seven. Yeah, I feel pretty good. I feel ready to have this conversation. I feel... Really? All right. Yeah, I do. I feel ready to have this conversation. I feel... Really? All right. |
| 0:38.1 | Yeah, I do. I feel ready to have this conversation. |
| 0:40.0 | I feel like I don't know what you're going to talk to me about, but I feel like I can |
| 0:48.5 | thoroughly engage with you for at least 20 minutes or depending... I feel ready to engage with whatever you have to talk to me about that's how I feel well that's amazing um wow you know I hear this a lot listening and it's like never thought it'd actually be in this position but everybody's like oh man you know I had these things to say, and now I'm on the phone, and what do I talk about? You know, you just kind of |
| 1:14.5 | blank. But, yeah, I don't know. I had texted you earlier about something, and I feel like maybe |
| 1:22.4 | that's a good jumping off point, perhaps. Sure, I didn't read the text, but you can tell me what it was. |
| 1:29.7 | So, very good friend of mine is talking about his wedding, and I don't think that I'm going |
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