“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag."
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.6 | Hello, is this the therapy gig? |
| 0:08.9 | Yes, hi. |
| 0:09.8 | Who is this? |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, my goodness. |
| 0:11.8 | I go by priestess. |
| 0:14.6 | Priestess. |
| 0:15.2 | What's going on, priestess? |
| 0:16.4 | How's life? |
| 0:19.3 | Well, life is amazing, but also, as it goes, there's always craziness going on. |
| 0:26.7 | You texted me and you said that my dad has become my basement dweller and the husband is pissed. |
| 0:36.3 | Yes. |
| 0:39.2 | Essentially, unfortunately, my dad faced a situation where he lost his home. |
| 0:46.5 | And in a three-day notice, I ended up moving him into our house. |
| 0:53.3 | And unfortunately, an unfinished basement just because he had nowhere else to go |
| 0:56.5 | and the husband has been three months and he's a really getting impatient as far as you know |
| 1:05.0 | getting our space back and we also have a roommate that we rent a room to and one bathroom so kind of a tricky situation |
| 1:16.5 | mm-hmm um how long has he been there for you said about three months um and where i'm struggling and why I joke and like affectionately I like I love my dad. |
| 1:33.3 | There has been many, many years of like he was my best friend for a lot of it. |
| 1:39.7 | I had divorced parents and that always creates a tricky situation. There's been some good times, but there's |
| 1:47.4 | also been some really low lows, especially between me my dad. So it's been like tough for me. |
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