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Therapy Gecko

THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI. Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister. I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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See if this person response.

0:04.0

What's up, man?

0:06.0

It's your name?

0:07.0

Yeah, what's your name?

0:09.0

Oh, this is a...

0:10.0

It says here that you were recently harassed by time travelers.

0:17.0

Yeah.

0:19.0

What is that?

0:20.0

I was about like last year.

0:21.0

All right, bro. Okay, so, let's he, maybe, fuck, maybe like five or six years ago, I was working at a like a fun

0:35.0

a fun center and one of the customers ended up coming on like we were in

0:40.6

Gilcard and shit and it ended up being like my manager but she was like

0:47.1

40 years older than like current day I was like what the fuck I didn't say anything though I thought I was

0:54.3

tripping because I just smoked like a lot of wheat and like I didn't think too much

1:00.7

about it I was like oh it's just a double ganger and then fast forward maybe I'm

1:09.4

until last year I was working at like different place at a grocery store and like

1:17.8

customers started coming in and they looked like friends but I personally know and like people that like I actually do

1:24.6

know and like except they had aged they were a couple of them like I tried clawing them out on it and like they would just like kind of leave and I specifically remember this one time my coworker at that store had also came in

1:47.8

but she looked like she was like 40 years older than what she does now, like looks like now. And she asked me for like a

1:55.4

bottle of wine and like she had called me by my name and I was like there's no

2:00.9

way this old chick that looks just like my coworker knows my name, because I like, I never wore my name tag.

2:07.0

And, um, like, while playing cod and stuff, I like I swear my lobbies were getting hacked to where like other people in the lobby like that I was playing against would have my name as their username and I was

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